Here's Sarah Palin, up in Alaska, just talking about some stuff. And what's that behind her? Oh that's some dude slaughtering some giant turkeys and putting them into some kind of meat grinder. No big deal. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
Today, we here at Jossip Headquarters have decided to commemorate our nation's triumph over the American Indians and propensity for over-eating by taking a moment to reflect on our wonderful lives and come up with a list of things for which we are thankful. Next: raronauer.
Around this time every year, my father proclaims his greatest wish is to collect the tolls on Throgs Neck Bridge for just one Thanksgiving. But Thanksgiving is not the time for bizarre dreams of winning some sort of municipal lottery. It’s a time to give thanks to the simple pleasures things, like the four day weekend ahead of us. CONTINUED »
Today, we here at Jossip Headquarters have decided to commemorate our nation's triumph over the American Indians and propensity for overeating by taking a moment to reflect on our wonderful lives and come up with a list of things for which we are thankful. First up: Debbie Newman.
This year, I am thankful…
• That hosting Thanksgiving means I will not have to watch the football game, Macy's Day parade or require every person at the table to do something hokey like say "two or three things for which I am thankful" this year.*
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