
• See, nothing good comes out of a trip to Naomi Campbell's birthday party. [MTV]
• What cracked out acid-trip led to Cirque du Soleil covering The Beatles? Damn that Yoko Ono! [AP]
• Seriously, this whole washed up rockstar turned radio DJ trend is really sad. [Yahoo]
• We feel like it's our civil duty to warn the public that DMX is once again free to roam the streets. [AP]
• First slutty pop stars and now KFC's inhumane practices, what world issues won't Pink tackle? [Page Six]
• Finally, The Beatles are making their music available online. Turns out the only people who care are too old to even know what an MP3 player is. [MSNBC]
• The suspect in the shooting of rapper Proof turned himself in claiming that Proof fired the first shot. Just another case of this he shot / she shot bullshit. [MTV]
• LA Weekly dissected the Two-Piece Indie Rock Genus of rock banks. Like everything, it's all about sexual tension. [LA Weekly]
• American Idol divas are causing a stir again. For once, it has nothing to do with Paula "Drunk-Ass" Abdul. [TMZ]
