Maureen McCormick, the woman who played Marcia Brady on the original Brady Bunch (not to be confused with Ben Stiller's wife, Christine Taylor, who played her in the movies) penned a memoir about the dark days following her role on the series about the perfect family. Here's the Story: Surviving Marcia Brady and Finding My True Voice, contains all the illicit nose-candy and Quaalude addiction you'd expect from a 70's teen icon, and of course, all the requisite name-dropping as well:

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"Actor Allan Melvin, best known for his role as Sam the Butcher on “The Brady Bunch,” died of cancer on Thursday at his home in Brentwood, Calif. … He was 84" - PageSix.com

Word that Marcia and Jan were “closer than sisters” during The Brandy Brunch years was just rumor. Clearly, they were trying to hit it with Greg. Ok, that last part was made up too. [TVgasm]

• Are we the only ones totally creeped out by Maureen McCormick's ("Marcia" from The Brady Bunch) claim that she and Jan had a lezzie affair?

• Joe Francis creates a new image-revamping website as part of a misguided attempt to prove that he's not just a pervy, tax-evading pedophile.

• Angelina Jolie is beginning to be upstaged by that little Ethiopian minx.

• But wait! Z has a new arch-nemesis, just like Maggie Simpson and that baby with unibrow!

• Okay, Christina, we get it already. You're pregnant. Now stop shoving your swollen mammary glands in our face.

• And today in annoying publicity stunts, Carmen Electra and Joan Jett are still pretend-dating!