• The Fall Out Boy boys and The Killers really need to stop listening to 50 Cent. It's only going to end in violence. [NME]

• The thought of Gene Simmons in bed with anyone makes us throw up in our mouths a little bit. Ok, a lot. [NYDN]

• After Ol' Dirty Bastard's untimely death, hip-hop was missing a resident cracked-out fuck up. But, relax. DMX is quickly filling the void. [Billboard]

• Foxy Brown, no longer deaf, returns to work. Please, try to contain your enthusiasm. [MTV]

• Dave Matthews Band would like to make up for dumping their shit all over those poor Chicago cruisers. [AP]

• How cute! Mariah Carey is wearing one of Cam'ron's crew, The Diplomats's chains. It's like the bling version of getting pinned. [R&M]

• Devastation comes to hipsterdom as the Test Icicles break up. Before even doing anything at all. So much for the next over-hyped flash in the pan band. [NME]

• Going once, going twice … and Spin is sold! To the highest/only bidder. [Folio]

• The Killers' former manager is suing the band for $16 million, which covers like, a month's supply eyeliner. [Fox News]

• Madonna was "shocked" and "devastated" by the attack on her children's book illustrator, Jeffrey Fulvimari. Not devastated enough to visit him, mind you, just enough to publicly declare it. [Lowdown]