• Police Commissioner Ray Kelly's account of "Rudy Giuliani is a fuck-up" is now part of a book. Pick your jaw up off the floor — Kelly didn't actually write it. [NYDN]

• Orange alerts aren't not only for terrorist attacks. They are for "good day to get high on weed" alerts, too. [Gothamist]

• Sadly, the New York Times is forced to bid adieu to its Weddings section background staple — the staircase at The Plaza. [NYT]

• Only the Blog Knows knows there are actually fun things to do in Park Slope. Like get wasted in a bar where there are virtually no babies. [OTBKB]

• This city has more anthrax scares than Lindsay Lohan excuses for skipping work. [NYP]

• You know how Nick Lachey used to always pretend to be agitated by Jessica Simpson's dumb blond thing? Nick, you know you love it — if you're hanging with Kristen Cavallari, the jig is up. [People]

• We still don't understand why anyone would pay to watch Colin Farrell videotape his dick, Nicole Narain was offered $3 million for her unfortunate encounter. [TSG]

• After getting snubbed by Chanel, Lindsay Lohan tries to move over to the face of Vuitton. [Star]

• It was the Black & White ball in honor of the Plaza, but the Capote Crew was puttin' on the Ritz. [NYP], [NYT]

• So, now Nick Lachey and President Bush have something in common. Besides being frat boys. [Reuters]

On Wednesday, Christies will host a Truman Capote style Black and White ball in honor of the complete destruction and selling off of The Plaza.

Before the famous hotel gets turned into a condo complex, memories of the city's staple, such as the fake shoes from Eloise at the Plaza, and some breakfast in bed PJs will be up for grabs.

"It really is an opportunity for a piece of The Plaza," said Cathy Elkies, a Christie's spokeswoman. "It is New York history and world history, really."

And instead of preserving this wonderful world history by giving it to a museum, or possibly keeping some of it in the lobby of the new Plaza, they are putting it all on the block in an auction is expected to bring in about $750,000. No matter how dissapointing, however, one thing we can expect is for this event to end up in New York Magazine's FOB next week.

Farewell to Plaza pieces [Jenny Clevstrom and Owen Moritz, Daily News]