But We Already Knew That

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T.I., who was caught last October trying to buy illegal machine guns with silencers and has been confined to his home on a $3 million bond since, is expected to plead guilty this afternoon in Atlanta. Last year, he talked a lot about looking forward to being exonerated. It looks like his lawyers convinced him that was never going to happen. To get an idea of what he was facing, click the photo to see what was found in T.I.’s house and car.

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Mar 27, 2008 · posted by david · Link · Respond
Rapper/Convicted Felon T.I. Sets Out To Be A 'Good Example,' Fails Miserably

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Sometimes man, I can be a real rational, clear-thinking, level-headed, trouble-solving person. I can really figure out how to deal with issues appropriately and apply them to it. If I don't allow myself that time, if I don't exercise patience and really end up straight to do that, I can also let myself go into a whole 'nother level of being carried away. So I'm tryin' to exercise moral strength and rational living these days. You know, I'm 27 years old now, man? So it ain't really the best thing for me to be doing, going out there actin' like … today is a good example to be setting for the 19-, 21-year-olds, you know?

–Excerpted from an interview with Complex magazine given prior to the (currently incarcerated) rapper's Oct. 13 arrest in connection with possession of illegal firearms (i.e. a litany of giant machine guns fully-equipped with silencers) and the intent of buying MORE illegal firearms. [MTV]

Oct 26, 2007 · posted by debbie · Link · Respond
Slash's Affinity For Frequent Promiscuous Sex Brings Whole New Meaning To The Guns N' Roses Hit, 'Sweet Child Of Mine'

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• Attention groupies: As thrilling as the prospect of demeaning drug-induced sex with a washed-up rock star is, you may want to watch out for those musicians who warn, "I remember spending most of my days off in and out of a variety of VD clinics."

• Awww…Kim Kardashian's younger sis wants to grow up to be just like her!

• Remember when ads used to cut through all the bullshit and say exactly what we meant? Like this vintage Coca Cola ad, that reminds us (and Dina Lohan) that it's never too early to start your child on a heavy coke regimen.

• Ali Landry's dress would be a whole lot prettier if she hadn't accidentally sat on the lacy black tablecloth.

• Eva Mendes gets "tastefully" topless for Maxim magazine.

• When people talk about gun control, they're not talking abstractly about an individual's right to bear arms. They're talking about psychos like T.I.

Oct 16, 2007 · posted by debbie · Link · Respond
Fortunately, Neither Will His Guns

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Rapper T.I. was arrested and thrown into jail this weekend, thereby precluding him from performing at the ensuing BET Awards. The charge? Attempting to illegally buy shitloads of machine guns with silencers. Must be all that damned hip-hop music he's been listening to/creating! That, or he's out of his fucking mind.

Also worth noting: A Google image search for "T.I." (a.k.a. the big, scary rapper with the big, scary gun collection) predominantly yielded calculators.

Which should come in mighty handy when it comes time to figure out how much money T.I.'s losing in record sales and endorsements on account of being incarcerated. Indefinitely.

Oct 15, 2007 · posted by debbie · Link · 1 Response
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Orthodox Jews Protest Edgy Maxim Campaign While Secretly Admitting It Has 'Shiksa Appeal'

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• Apparently, not everyone is digging that "Israelis are Whores" campaign.

• For some reason, Britney Spears is threatening to sue over a couple of innocent billboards that call her "'a total nut job' and 'certifiable.'"

• However, Brit seemingly has no problem repeatedly flashing her nipples at the camera, downing martinis "like water" or earning the reputation of "one hot mess" who needs to "stay home with her kids."

• Gays protest Isaiah Washington's firing. And by "gays" we mean "one angry lesbian who 'just wants whatever will make Dr. Yang happy.'"

• Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora has to be the only rock-star left who doesn't view a trip to rehab as a merit badge.

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Jun 19, 2007 · posted by debbie · Link · Respond

Scott Stapp

• Listen, MySpace Tom. You don't have so many friends because people like you. So just stop trying to push your crappy MySpace CD. [Digital Music News]

• Some blogs are offering entire albums for download, and the Village Voice is not amused. Don't you guys have better things to research? Uh, like your articles, maybe? [VV]

• Atlanta rapper T.I. is starring in a movie of his own coming of age story. Now, we're just guessing here, but any chance it might involve surmounting some impossible adversity and ending up massively famous? [MTV]

Scott Stapp feels that "someone" is out to get him over this sex tape video. However, he does not immediately blame this "god" he used to spend so much time singing about. Or himself, of course. [E!]

Mar 2, 2006 · posted by · Link · Respond