Last week was, as always, another dizzying frenzy of gossip and media-related news. We gave you our up-to-the-minute take, but we're far more interested in your reactions. Please continue to send us your comments, and every Monday we'll recap the burning issues and a sampling of your "colorful" responses in "Hot Topics."

Issue: Controversial Viagra ads could be corrupting America's youth.
You said: These commercials give children the wrong idea that anyone wants to have sex with the old flaccid farts they put in the commercials **shudder** and also that the men buying these are using them with their wives.

Issue: Michelle Malkin is upset about all those idiotic Democrats who—for some reason—don't seem to like her.
You said: "Let's see…….isn't she the one from the group that says people should be judged by their behavior? Seems like she wants to say all the crap she wants and then ignore the after effects. Hey, look at this…guess who's picture is next to the word "hate" in the online dictionary….."

Issue: A bunch of angry socialists pelt Paris Hilton with lit cigarettes.
You said: It's about time!!!! She's a diseased slut, racist, homophobic, talentless ho-dawg. And those are her most endearing traits.

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• NBA player John Amaechi comes out, inspiring a crazy homophobic rant from former Indiana Pacers star, Tim Hardaway.

• Fabian Basabe is concerned that his DUI will interfere with his work schedule pathetic obsession with becoming famous.

• Daniel Baldwin has been getting the rich and famous rehab treatment despite being a huge financial burden to his family and only marginally famous.

• Meanwhile, a freshly rehabbed Lindsay Lohan has managed to incorporate threesomes into her road to recovery.

• Anna Nicole's methadone-friendly doctor to officially rescind his Hippocratic Oath.

• Victoria Beckham can make the crazy-but-gorgeous Katie Holmes look lovely in March's Harper's Bazaar; but can she really design clothes for women with back-fat?

• Meanwhile, Jim Carrey's slightly worried that he'll become a couch-jumping Scientologist with no career.