So Obama is down to three men, according to inside sources (those same sources that said the public might have the choice named as early as today … anybody?): Evan Bayh from Indiana, Tim Kaine from Virginia, and that nice man from Delaware. But whoops, looks like Evan B. already has one too many women in his life: His wife Susan is a known brat who berates the help and gets the couple kicked out of prestigious country clubs.

That won't be good as Obama fights criticism that he's too elitist when the wife of his running mate is getting all Devil Wears Prada with the campaign staff.

But it's not like Bayh's wife is the lone candidate for VP liabilities — so let's look at some of the drawbacks of the other potentials so Obama can Google their names and find this convenient list:

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Obama might pick his running mate as early as this Wednesday, or then again, he might not. The important thing is that he's chosen, and perhaps could feasibly let the rest of America know his game-plan soon, probably via text-message. Sources say the senator has narrowed it down to three candidates; Sen. Evan Bayh (Indiana), Gov. Tim Kaine (Virginia), and Sen. Joseph R. Biden Jr. (Delaware). Here's hoping for Biden, so he can put Delaware back on the map.

So what was the top secret method for determining these illustrious and potentially history-making VP selections? Duh, Google:

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