Paris Hilton may sometimes be a little ditzy when it comes to her pet-collecting tendencies (haha remember that monkey?) but at least she never managed to kill any of them. Sure there was that time the heiress left her cat at the vets for so long they had to bring it back to her, but when you own a San Diego Zoo's worth of lemurs and kinkajous, it's sort of hard to keep track of your 17 unusually small dogs and other "normal" animals.

Whoops…did we say 17? Make that 15: Two of Paris' dogs were killed by coyotes last night. No word yet on which two of the many, many puppies were murdered, or if Tinkerbell (arguably the only dog of Paris' anyone knew about) was involved, but it's sad none the less. Even if Paris was once named "worst dog owner," coyotes are known to attack other animals without prejudice to whether or not their owners are overprivileged bimbos.