Todd Palin, the dog-racing husband of VP candidate Sarah Palin, isn't what most people think of when they imagine their ideal sex partner. Sure he has that awesome facial hair, and wears a lot of thick flannel, but most women these days are looking for less Fabio and more Michael Cera (right?).
But as was the case with Roto-Rooter's advertising firm that suggested the company pay for Joe the Plumber's plumbing license, Caribaya Rum is making unsolicited endorsements for a "shirtless Todd Palin to appear on the sides of buses in Washington D.C.
We say: Do it, Todd!
Full memo, after the jump:
CONTINUED »
Troopergate '08 is finally culminating in something! Will it change anybody's thinking that Sarah Palin that put unethical amounts of pressure on Alaskan authorities to fire her ex-brother-in-law Michael Wooten for personal reasons? Maybe not, but at least now it's in writing thanks to a 200-plus-page report from an independent panel made up by former Alaskan prosecutor Stephen E. Branchflower.
Branchflower's investigation comes at the end of a three-month outcry from public officials in Wasilla, after Palin fired the head of Alaska's public safety commission, Walt Monegan, when he didn't play ball and take Wooten off the task-force.
Of course, crazy S'palin sees it another way: she wasn't doing anything wrong in trying to get a guy fired for personal, familiar reasons! It's just the liberal elite of Alaska out to get her, again:
CONTINUED »
See those maniacs at right? The ones a-hootin' and a-hollerin' about how, if they had their own country, the blacks and gays and A-rabs wouldn't be able to take their women and bars and money, respectively? Ironically, those clowns calling for a Southern nation in America seem to have a lot more in common with the North than they think. The far North, that is. And you know we wouldn't be talking about the crazies in Alaska right now if it had nothing to do with witchy ding-dong Sarah Palin.
CONTINUED »
Having your privacy invaded on the Internet sucks, as anyone who's been fired for their Facebook pictures can attest. By now, most people know to log off of public computers after checking their e-mails, know to create different passwords for all their social networking sites, know not to answer those messages from a prince in Africa looking to transfer some balances into your bank account. This is a generation that's been burned before, thanks in no small part to JuicyCampus.
But this Sarah Palin hacked Yahoo account thing is well…dirty. Were some kids over in 4chan really able to log into VP candidate's private email? Shouldn't there be some sort of protection against that sort of stuff? Is it any of our business who Sarah Palin emails? Who even has a Yahoo account anymore? Agh, so many questions, so little answers, but it's best to take a look now before all information regarding this event disappears faster than Bristol Palin's listed phone number:
CONTINUED »
We have to admit, our gaydar went off as soon as we saw Todd Palin, husband of potential Republican vice-president Sarah Palin.
Perhaps Palin's not gay, but he bears a striking resemblance to gay porn star Vinnie D'Angelo.
