• Mary-Kate Olsen is taking time out of her busy not-eating schedule to play a Christian fundamentalist on Weeds.

• If you scratch Tom Friedman's back, he'll totally return the favor with a "reach-around."

• Debbie Matenopoulos reminds us all why she was cast as the orignal "dumb blond" on The View.

• Nicole Kidman distracts her husband from his cocaine addiction by getting back in the saddles.

• NYT: "For the First Time, New York Links a Death to 9/11 Dust." Fortunately, Jerry Falwell's not around to attribute the blame to the Jews.

• TVNewser editor Brian Stelter graduates from college; fails to graduate from TVNewswer.