"Rosenbaum's reluctance to personalize his critique of the worst celebrity profile ever written achieved precisely the opposite of what he intended," writes Slate's Tim Noah of colleague Ron Rosenbaum's semi-agog-worthy critique of Esquire's Angelina Jolie coverstory.

That is: Ron left out the author's name of sad shitty Esquire celeb profile.

Who is he? Tom Junod, and he's usually seen covering some political realm, where he, like, shines and stuff. It also means he commands more than $2 per word, so it's likely those crappy celebrity profiles will continue so long as David Granger orders them up.