• Toni Braxton almost puts Mariah Carey and Diddy to shame with her diva antics … almost. [TMZ]
• Against the doctor's orders, Jessica Simpson sang her throat out for the Today show. She must've seen those shirtless beach pics of Matt Lauer. [People]
• Nobody — and we mean nobody — should ever have to clean up after Brandon Davis while he watches in the nude. Not even Ryan Adams. [The Awful Truth]
• Another bikini-clad Lindsay Lohan photo album? That burlap boobie sack is actually looking kind of good at this point. [Egotastic]
• Good thing Susan Lucci weighs less than Nicole Richie. It makes saving her ass from a water-logged Mercedes that much easier. [R&M]
• Maybe MIA should try solving her immigration issues like everyone else does ‐ coming through Mexico. [NME]
• Listen up you hard hats. No one does construction on Neil Diamond's roof and gets away with it. No one. [Jam!]
• Toni Braxton buys a one-way ticket to Vegas. It really is the city where divas go to die. [MSNBC]
• If this whole "genius clause" thing really exists, then shouldn't 80% of Paul Mcartney's money have gone to George Harrison? [Spin]
• Gretchen Wilson has no problem teaching us all about the life of rednecks. Finally, a book that's probably not made up. [Live Daily]
