Tracy Morgan visited Saturday Night Live this weekend, and, in what I guess is supposed to be a less articulate rebuttal to 30 Rock co-star Tina Fey’s recent SNL endorsement of Hillary Clinton, spoke about Barack Obama, and reminded us that America is a racist country. As if we needed reminding.
• Britney Spears is being investigated for child abuse. Obvious Guy says: "Um, it's about time!"
• Yep, looks as though Owen Wilson's request for privacy has been heard, dutifully ignored, and reprinted ad nauseum.
• Tracy Morgan's wife realizes the error of her ways, decides to divorce Tracy Morgan.
• Michael Vick finds Jesus. Funny, we didn't even realize he was missing!
• Meanwhile, DMX is just like Michael Vick, except minus the amazing athletic prowess. And the new crazy-religious kick.
• Cameron Diaz shops at Urban Outfitters?? Ewwww.
• Something about this post on Jessica Alba doesn't quite add up. Also: it's creepy.
• Brangelina's herd of adopted children are reportedly starry-eyed.
• Isn't just great when the paparazzi brings lost souls together? Kate Moss and the cops … it's just like cream cheese and lox. [The Sun]
• Tracy Morgan pleads not guilty to DUI charges. Guys, he wasn't drunk. He always talks like that. [MSNBC]
• Terrell and Derell Brittenum won't continue their American Idol dream. Because they'll be in jail. [People]
• Why is Colin Farrell having so much trouble with that homemade porn flick? Uhh, he wasn't wearing his lucky underpants. [Sun]
• Seriously? Clay Aiken is gay? [Page Six]
• The secret service decked out in club wear? Yep, everyone has pretty much given up on the Barbara and Jenna Bush twins. [Page Six]
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