Yesterday we had the fortunate – or, depending on which members of the press you asked, unfortunate – pleasure to hit the 2006 MTV VMA red carpet. We've been through this routine before: Paris, Beyonce, Christina, and Jessica all strut by the entire press line after doing their official MTV segments. Brooke Hogan and her entire over-muscled family, meanwhile, arrive early and leave late, hoping any random media outlet will at least agree to record a soundbite. Aside from that last sentence, even we (bottom of the barrel when you figure we were standing next to InStyle, Billboard, Rolling Stone, and Wire Image) aren't so desperate we'll give them coverage.

But that's not to say we didn't court the attention of other B-listers, like Jesse McCartney, Three 6 Mafia, Tyrese, Ashley Parker Angel, Andy Milonakis, and a Real Worlder. But these aren't your regular celebrity interviews. Perhaps because they're barely celebrities? Watch the clips, after the jump.

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