• Courteney Cox and David Arquette go for baby number two. Maybe they'll let Jennifer Aniston have one? [People]

• Uma Thurman doesn't need to care about her director’s sexual assault charges. She has the power of the samurai and the understanding that guys just hit on her a lot. [Page Six]

• Comeon, Bruce Willis is a nice guy. He doesn't deserve this kind of harsssment. Though we are a bit curious as to what's on those private videos. [TMZ]

• Sh may not know who Tony Blair is, but Paris Hilton, like, she totally understands Princess Diana’s tormented life. [The Sun]

• Relax, relax. Marie Osmond did not try to kill herself. She "accidentally overdosed on pain medication." Whatever, we somehow missed the first suicide attempt anyways. [AP]