Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant. And she's keeping it. And she's 16.

We know what you're thinking; we're thinking it too. This is going to be the best Spears Christmas ever!

We'd blame Juno , but there's no way Jamie Lynn has seen it.

Update:

A Christian publishing company has ended its deal to distribute Lynne Spears's ironic parenting book, which we think is a mistake. That shit would sell like mitten-gloves at Urban Outfitters.

[TMZ]

Urban Outfitters is “coming soon” to Boerum Hill. There’s no need to get all ironic t-shirt about this development. Even if their book selection is a depressing reflection of the tastes of twenty-somethings, most of their clothes are fashionable and not too expensive.

Yeah, we'll say it: We shop at Urban Outfitters and we like it. We might be tools, but at least we’re honest tools.

[Photo Credit: BK 11201]

From Urban Outfitters, the ultimate social networking accessory:

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Urban Outfitters is offering a 15 percent discount to all CMJ attendees from October 16 to 20. Because the only thing Lower East Siders love more than having good taste in music is looking like they do.

Does it worry anyone that else Urban Outfitters might be offending their target demographic?

Die Hipster Scum Tee [Urban Outfitters]