Caroline Kennedy, the last surviving child of President John F., was born rich and will die rich as a scion of one of the wealthiest moonshining families in American history. Over the years she's used her surname to get herself into a lot of neat places people named Blagojevich and Hatfield can't go, but this new whim of hers is a doozy: Caroline now wants to be a real live United States senator, specifically the one that's going to take over Hillary Clinton's New York seat when she goes to work for Barack Hussein Obama.

Yay! This could be a win for Democrats, women and bullshit nepotism all in one fell swoop!

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