Maybe it's because we don't live in LA, but, we think celebs taking out adverstisements in magazines for no apparent reason is just weird. Well, lame and weird.

In his latest attempt to promote himself via his love for Jennifer Lopez, her hubby Marc Anthony decided to script a love letter/ad in Variety magazine. The ad plays out like a dramatic awards show script that, if actually live, would look something like Chanel's Nicole Kidman/Moulin Rouge commercial.

The ad seems to be a tribute to JLo — a congratulations note for winning the "Women in Film" award. He calls her Lola (his special nickname for her), mouths sweet nothing from the audience, and tells her to never wake up. Uh, creepy! The ugliest ad page ever, after the jump.

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