Not a goof: There is definitely rumblings of a musical in the works for London's West End based on the life of Britain's most hunky footballer and his rise from obscurity to a trans-Atlantic celebrity athlete. Working title? David Beckham: Theatre of Dreams, which is exactly what we named our recurring nighttime fantasy. Oh, and Posh will def. be playing herself.
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Gag gift of a person Victoria Beckham has admitted to dating 80s movie star Corey Haim way back in 1995, before he was selling his teeth and before she was unsalvageable. But, the Spice Girl says she did not have sexual relations with that teen heartthrob.
Because nobody else will. The designer's ad campaign with fembot Victoria Beckham was praised, by Vogue, as being "brave" for allowing Ms. Beckham, somebody so controlling of her image, to step into a giant shopping bag while being photographed. Eh, says the Daily Mail's Liz Jones: "Hmmm. To me, these pictures sum up exactly what is so very wrong about 'high' fashion. A small group of people - stylists, photographers, hairdressers, make-up artists, designers - are, I've come to the conclusion, having a great deal of fun, and making a great deal of money at our expense. These people do a very skilled and persuasive job: they bully us into buying more stuff."
The CFDA Fashion Awards, held last night at the New York Public Library, honored excellence in fashion design but also served as a venue for Victoria Beckham to crash as many photo opportunities as possible.
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In a new Marc Jacobs ad. In unrelated news, Victoria Beckham will not be appearing in the designer's ad campaign for next season. CONTINUED »
“Don’t believe a word of it….its all self serving publicity spin…..we heard it all before when he moved to Spain. There is nothing new about these two….they go where the money is,” said Billy yesterday, commenting on a story about a possible Beckham move back to the UK. Though he used far too many ellipses, Bill might be right on the money. Rumor is that the Beckham clan, whose initial emigration from England was no doubt ignited by the promise of so much money, is learning the hard way that the dollar is half the man the pound is.
Look! It's an adorable Cruz Beckham breakdancing during one of the Spice Girls' last performances! He's cute! He's weird a red baseball cap! He stopped the show! The paparazzi couldn't get enough! [DM]
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With all his jet-setting, charity work and footballing, David Beckham’s carbon footprint is more than 17 times the size of the average Englishman's.
That goodwill trip to Africa is not enough. The Beckhams are really going to have to adopt now.
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• Of the multitude of men Lindsay Lohan made out with in Italy, only one has sold his story to a British tabloid. (So far.)
• Victoria Beckham's chest looks as fake on the outside as they are on the inside.
• 18-year-old Hayden Panettiere holds hands with her boyfriend at the mall. This would be adorable and all, except her boyfriend is her 30-year-old Heroes co-star, Milo Ventimiglia.
• Christina Aguilera's belly button has popped.
• Britney Spears is crazy; friends have narrowed it down to bi-polar disorder.
Oh no. Posh Spice had two pairs of shoes each worth nearly $11,500 stolen from her dressing room while on tour in Germany. According to a source, “Fashion means everything to her." Well, as a role model, at least she follows through on her values.
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• Britney Spears didn't know her sister had followed in her early pregnancy until last night. You know the Spears' motto: Family first.
• Stars aren't so much like us, in the sense that we don't pee on stage and Fergie does.
• 67 percent of Us Weekly readers think Lynne Spears is a bad mom. The rest of them are either not judgmental or idiots. Since judging people is the whole point of celebrity culture, we're going with idiots.
• Breaking: The male stars of Gossip Girl have hit puberty and have body hair.
• Before Jamie Lynn Spears admitted she was pregnant, she lied about not being pregnant a lot.
• Victoria Beckham sends dirty pictures of herself to David's cellphone. Can't wait for that "accidental" leaked.
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• Hey size 2 haters, turns out Jennifer Love Hewitt is with child, not with Big Macs.
• Tony Parker and Eva Longoria are holding hands, which means there’s no way he could have cheated on her. CONTINUED »
Did you hear? Victoria "Posh" Beckham has forbidden her doting husband (and mostly ineffectual soccer player) from attending her reunion concert opening night.
"One minute Victoria is saying she wants me there, and then it's, 'No, don't come to the first show, as we'll all be too nervous," said a grateful David Beckham.
Which we think is really British slang for "Hot damn! Christmas came early this year." [Us]
• Second-rate Posh Spice impersonator is quickly chastised for "not being frigid enough."
• Amy Winehouse cancels the remainder of her tour because, as she puts it, "I can’t give it my all onstage without my Blake." Either that or someone (i.e. her lawyer) finally warned her about the potential dangers of snorting nose-candy on stage and having the video end up on YouTube.
• Geez, how many random dudes does Sienna Miller have to sleep with before she stops being known as Jude Law's ex?
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