CBS will air another edition of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, where Heidi Klum gets a chance to exhibit even less personality on TV. [B&C]

Two of the trashiest brands in fashion are squaring off in a courtroom battle bound to be extremely sad and incredibly shameful.

The tarty Juicy Couture is suing rival Victoria's Secret over the lingerie queen's Pink line, whose bottom garments are very often emblazoned with the word "Pink" directly on the ass. And there's the problem, but not for the reason any rational person would think. Juicy alleges that Victoria's Secret is profiting from its ingenuity, claiming it was plastering the adjective "Juicy" on the behinds of lonely, comfy ladies years before Pink was making the same mistake.

In their lawsuit, Juicy says it wants all Pink clothes with writing on the bums destroyed and millions upon millions of dollars in damages. Victoria's Secret is keeping mum. We think they're both juicy, pink idiots and love that this whole scuffle is a tacit admission that a women who wants people to stare at her ass has no loyalty when it comes to reaching that end (and probably none when she gets there, either).

• So content without Michael Cooke, the New York Daily News isn't even going to replace the outgoing editor (editorial director Martin Dunn is filling in). The pink stilleto boots Col Allan is sending over, however, are staying. [E&P]

• Hudson Morgan is leaving Lloyd Grove's side after 19 months stumbling through Bungalow 8 in search of a scoop. He's headed to Men's Vogue to prove that the magazine isn't just for the gay man — it's for the straight-ish man too. [Gawker]

• For just $2,500, you can get your product in front of a Gannett-owned morning show audience. Some, and we don't know who, might say this crosses the line between editorial and advertising. [AdAge]

• Glad that whole Nipplegate thing is over so we can get back to broadcasting the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Tonight at 10pm! [Hartford Courant]

• CNN Pipeline is "breathtaking," exclaims PC Magazine. "We don't pay for media porn," exclaims Jossip. [TVNewser]

• In Touch isn't only in the business of promoting Jennifer Aniston but has the mission of peddling GQ, too. [MIN]

• King Kong's premiere last night was so big, so huge, so gigantic .. that it barely deserves a mention. [NYDN]

• While Colin Farrell's sex tape is on hold in litigation, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover model Carolyn Murphy is filling in the gap. Her footage with ex-husband Jake Schroeder – filmed over 17 days – is filled with sexual acrobatics, but it's release is tied to Farrell's court outcome. [Radar]

• Jake Gyllenhaal must've treated Heath Ledger a bit better than he did his Jarhead co-stars, one of which he punched over and over again when he knocked his own tooth out. [The Scoop]

• Michael Gross is getting more action on Amazon than, well, anywhere. All the name dropping in 740 Park has the boldfacers feuding over reviews of the book. [Gatecrasher]

• K-Fed, take note: Having run out of no-talent offspring to exploit, Jackson family patriarch Joe Jackson is hyping a rap contest to find talent. [AP]

• Happy 56th birthday, Anna Wintour! You don't look a day over .. Judith Miller. [Gawker]

• Joey Buttafuoco has finally found a gig that's perfect for his talents: working at the concession stand on the Desperate Housewives set. Meanwhile, Amy Fisher is plagiarizing. [Gatecrasher]

• Nicole Kidman found out about the impending TomKitten the old fashioned way: by watching a TV news report. While she's said to be devastated, she still has one thing Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes don't: an Oscar to keep her company. [The Scoop]

• In the great tradition of the Lorax and PETA, radical group ForestEthics will be protesting Victoria's Secret today for their use of virgins! Virgin trees, that is. [Page Six]

• It'd take Hillary Clinton making a home in the West Wing for Bill Clinton to get out of his Harlem lease. Also, he could die. [Page Six]