• Paula Abdul wants to do more with her career than sit behind a promotional of cup of Coca-Cola and get mocked by Simon. Sadly, that may be the limit of her talent.
• For the record we think Violet Affleck is adorable. That said, she's probably going to have some psychological issues surrounding coffee. CONTINUED »
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scarify \SKAIR-uh-fye\ verb 1 : to make scratches or small cuts in (as the skin); 2 : to lacerate the feelings of; 3 : to cut or soften the wall of (a hard seed) to hasten germination
Last night we had a dream that we were arrested for smoking pot with Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner, which scarifying to Violet Affleck in our subconscious and also a sign that we consume too much media, among other things.
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