• The children of Nicaragua celebrate the victory of the children Boston missed out on.

• Just another reminder of our media bubble: The number one emailed article on the New York Times is still about golf.

• Both being black females, Vivica A. Fox and Raven Symone are easily confused.

• Apparently there is such a thing as too much Facebook.

• More lesbian hands, this time with less jokes about why lesbian hands are wrinkly.

• The class acts at CJR are also tired of Forbes lists.

• Suri Cruise has already grown disillusioned with fame. So precocious!

• That Vivica A. Fox sex tape is fake, because you know Vivica would be getting a cut if that shit were real.

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• Vivicia A. Fox has an alleged sex tape she's trying to distance herself from. [NSFW, duh]

• Meanwhile, Amy Fisher has a real sex tape she's trying to promote.

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• A dude strips on the subway. Much like the clip of chicks stripping on the subway, it's not that hot.

• American Idol has announced that Britney is not "well enough" to appear on the show. When Paula Abdul is considered more stable than you, that's rock bottom.

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• Note to Lindsay: you know your relationship is sort-of in trouble when (a) your boyfriend starts cheating on you with a stripper while you're away at rehab, and (b) the stripper describes the sex as "a bit weird."

• Britney Spears ditches the weave, leaves her overall craziness still intact.

• Meanwhile, did Brit really tell her kids that they were both mistakes? And if so, aren't they too young to even remember?

• If actress Vivica A. Fox were a soap opera, she'd be "The Bald And The Beautiful."

• Recently covered: Rihanna's irritating hit single, "Umbrella." Still very much uncovered: Rihanna's ginormous fake boobs.

• Justin Timberlake spotted "sitting with a bronze-skinned brunette." Obviously, they're fucking.

• Vivica A. Fox didn't just wake up one morning, pound a few drinks and decide to get behind the wheel. Racism made her do it!

• Bruce Willis apparently enjoys flirting with twenty-something model types while his daughter, Rumer watches. Kinky!

• Usher knocks up his fiancee, Tameka Foster. Naturally, Usher's mom, and ex-manager (thanks to Foster!) must be understandably thrilled.

• Despite being physically attractive and sounding like a phone sex operator, Ivanka Trump may nonetheless have some trouble finding a suitor willing to accept The Donald as an inlaw.

• Brittany Murphy claims she and her ex-boyfriend are being stalked by a mysterious kidnapper who occasionally moonlights as a U.S. immigration authorities worker.

• Brooklyn State Assembly member apparently refuses to accept his big, gay son.

• More interim presidents scare off their staff members … a strange trend particular to gay media. [Ad Age]

• We always like to be fair to our fave non-celeb, Steve-O. The red carpet really does look a toilet to the untrained eye. [The Superficial]

• Vivica A. Fox is having a little silicone issue. See what happens when you let 50 Cent pick out your boobs? [A Socialite's Life]

• What happens when EIC fashion goes terribly awry? Editors shake their asses on 5th Avenue. Sort of. [NYO]

• Now you can sail away with New York Times editor Nick Kristof. Remember when they just used to offer scholarships? Now you have to hang out with nerds to get ahead? [Romenesko]

• Boy oh boy, Boy George. Hey, maybe while he's picking up trash in Prospect Park he can find some more decorations for his face? [MSNBC]

• You can run to the internet, but you can't hide from smoking taxes. What, you think Bloomberg's got the cash to front all those breathing machines? [NYDN]