• Jenna Jameson may no longer be a D-cup but she'll always be D-list to us.

• Is it just us, or has the New York Times completely gone to shit?

• If Wallpaper is considered "yuppie porn," then we're officially celibate.

• In addition to stalking Tampa circuit judges, Bill O'Reilly also enjoys long showers, and ordering people to boycott Nas because he's black vulgar.

• Alliance for eating disorders responds to Apple campaign, "You can never be too thin or too powerful."

• If you thought the Merry Miller interview was awkward, wait until you see this.

After a three month search, Wallpaper is still looking for a new editor-in-chief. One with chutzpah. One with spunk. One who knows how to get the gays in a tizzy. Naturally, that led them to Details EIC Dan Peres — but after a round of courting, it looks like the offer may have fizzled out.

Peres was unavailable for comment at press time, but sources close to him said he has no intention of fleeing Details. Peres has spent all of his professional career at Fairchild and its parent, Condé Nast, having worked eight years at DNR, WWD and W before taking the helm at Details in 2000.

Also, Wallpaper refused to let Dan compare the gayness of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on its back page.

• Larry King has never used the Internet, bothered to wipe off toilet seat.

• Hudson News covers up the prude Ashley Judd.

• Wallpaper editor Jeremy Langmead departs after four years to become editor of British Esquire.

• Miami luxe rag publisher Jerry Powers, who runs Ocean Drive, isn't too pleased that former protege Jason Binn (publisher of Niche Media's Gotham) now owns him.

• TV Guide lays off 40 staffers, blames industry.

• Details' Dan Peres finds his new bitch.