This week features the return of Brangelina. We hadn't missed them at all, but In Touch insisted on bringing back their favorite couple to grace the cover of this week's magazine. The story: Pregnancy rumors, again.
In other news, Heidi and Spencer are back to annoy us even more, and Britney continues to be absolutely insane. K-Fed is supposedly selling her out. Who would have guessed such a good parent would have ulterior motives?
Also this week: Intern Whitney, along with the state of Texas, hates Jessica Simpson and was totally right about Dannielynn being cross-eyed.
Us Weekly
Cover: Trista from The Bachelorette (Who? What?) tells Us how she got her body back after giving birth to her son in July. Because it's been a couple weeks since a diet story, what with all the Britney hooplah from last week. Here's a shocker: Trista lost weight by sticking to a strict diet and exercising regularly.
• Us asked 100 people on NYC's Madison Avenue who best wore Juicy Couture's faux-fur hooded jacket best: Britney Spears, Fergie or Suri Cruise? Fergie took home the prize with 55 percent of the votes, followed by Suri in a close second with 40 percent. And poor Britney can't catch a break:she only got 5 votes. Even a toddler is hotter than Britney.
• It was only a matter of time before Britney's cousin Alli Sims sold her out, and luckily Us was there with the exclusive. We stopped reading when Alli insisted Britney is neither crazy nor is she on drugs. Please. Alli then describes a typical night out at the club with Brit: "Guys don't even come up to our table," she complains. We can't imagine why not.
• This weekend was full of births, and Us is all over it: Nicole and Christina's babies were born within a day of each other, and both moms are in good health. "The day after, Nicole cried," according to a source. "I think she felt a little overwhelmed." Oh come on, it's not like she won't have 10 nannies doing all the work for her.
Weeks of breaking up stories? Try YEARS. Bauer has been dogging this couple since day one. Three years later and still more of the same. No surprise they put Angie and then Shiloh on their covers. The whole company in America is stuck
Desperate cover award to OK! It sucks.
pleeeeeze, for the love of sanity - no more Britney! I think I'm going to shave my head and hookup with a PapSmear if I have to hear or see her again
Life & Style could be going for new record low sales with that cover. Who cares? As for OK, they should have stamped "Made Up Story" somewhere on their cover.
Agreed Bonnie, L&S must be trying to for their lowest sales ever… be lucky if they get 200K this week. Not sure if you've seen the news anywhere, but britney and her guy were on video at a store buying pregnancy tests, so OK's may be a bit more accurate than you think.
I just want to know why US put Trista on their cover … and how can they claim that this is that even an exclusive? Who Cares.
Doubt that even Britney is consciously trying for a baby. More lileky she forgot to take precuations and thought she better check it out when she sobered up.