Un-fact-checked gossip for gossip's sake? We've seen Brokeback Mountain like 10 times, ok? We have nothing else to live for.

So, somebody should get Lizzy Grubman's lawyer on the phone. More drunk blondes are supposedly slamming into shit with their cars.

A well-lubricated Tara Reid was seen outside of Dennis Rodman's Newport Beach house on Wednesday morning, paying off a local resident after slamming into their car.

According to our eyewitness, Ms. Reid's "pupils were clearly dialated, for what reason I don't know." After exiting their respective vehicles, Tara told the owner of the other vehicle that she "didn't want to deal with insurance," and promptly handed the gentleman $700 dollars to "forget it ever happened."

We got over our initial shock of Dennis Rodman's house on Newport Beach, and then bam! Tara Reid carrying wads of cash? Where the hell did Tartrashtic get 700 bucks?

The only thing we figure is that people must paying her to please keep her clothes on.

TARA REID HITS NEIGHBORS CAR LEAVING RODMANS NEWPORT BEACH CRIB! [Togawp]