At first glance, we thought maybe Ted Turner was driven so mad by the media and President Bush that he finally ended all the pain. "Blasts himself," however, just means he's kicking himself for losing control of CNN.

Hey, you never know. If Ted Turner had shot the president, the media would likely shrug it off, say ah, Turner beat us to the punch, and go back to the stories they care about. Like Jill Carroll's release.

Ted Turner blasts the media, Bush — and himself [CNN]