60 Minutes wasn't all Chinese e-waste fights this week. There was also a short profile about media person Ted Turner, and how he doesn't hate Rupert Murdoch anymore and sometimes they lunch together. On human blood. Because they are both vampires.

Pro Tip: If you don't have 12 minutes to spare, let alone 60, watch the opening segment and then skip to 3:20 where Turner talks about how getting beat with a wire hanger a child made him a better person.