If you don't have time to watch, here's our summary:

• With Oprah's Obama endorsement, less exciting politicians and less talented talk show hosts make due with the scraps.

• Women: Hillary can relate to you about having a philandering husband, which equals if she becomes president, there will be peace in the Middle East.

• Hillary is her own woman. Staying married to a serial cheater is a decision she made for herself. But because of the 19th amendment, that choice is up to you.