In light of recent terrorist threats coming out of London, all US and British passengers have been banned from bringing any form of liquid, including lotions and creams, onto their flights.

Passengers at all U.S. and British airports, and those boarding U.S.-bound flights at other international airports, are banned from taking any liquids onto planes. British police are also banning passengers from carrying electronic key fobs, which have the potential to trigger bombs.

We also heard something on TV about not being allowed to take batteries on the plane. Which more or less means Jeffrey Epstein's weekend is totally fucked. How can he enjoy a night of petting zoo on his private jet without massage oils and working vibrators? Talk about inconvenience.

U.S.: Airline terror plot 'close to execution' [CNN]