Every week, there are so many eventful developments that we almost can’t keep track of them all! So, for your convenience and ours, we’ve dispatched Intern Whitney to remind us what about this past week made it so special.

• Jamie Lynn Spears proved the apple doesn't fall far from the train wreck.

• We learned that calling a police officer a "dyke bitch" probably isn't a great career move.

• Carson Daly proved he really is a trailblazer.

• Celine Dion fans reminded us that they are still around and just as crazy as ever.

• New York City caved to The Simpsons hoopla.

• John Edwards also got in on the fetus gossip.

• Our victory speeches for winning Time magazine's Person of the Year twice in a row went to waste.

• We jossipped with a blogger who outs closeted politicians, not Perez Hilton).

• OK! cashed in on the one big story they had all year — and no, Eva Longoria's wedding doesn't count.

• The big moments of 2007 reminded us that Americans really aren't that bright.

• X17 finally got its comeuppance.

• We gave you some last minute Christmas ideas suitable for the whole family.

• MySpace continued to believe its flashing pop-up ads make it superior to Facebook.