Every week, there are so many eventful developments that we (almost) can’t keep track of them all! So, for your convenience and ours, we’ve dispatched the indispensable Intern Whitney to remind us what about this past week made it so damned special.

• The disappearance of the Facebook "is" revealed that nobody is creative with their verbs.

• We gave you a rundown of the presidential candidates not being endorsed by celebrities.

• Ike Turner died, leaving behind a musical and wife-beating legacy.

• Readers found out that freedom of the press doesn't always apply to everyone's favorite blog.

• Google continued in its crusade to take over the world.

• Jessica Alba devastated men, casting agents around the world by admitting she's preggers.

• The Gothamist party proved to be more than just another opportunity for free drinks.

• Alex Trebek suffered a heart attack, we stopped making Jeopardy! jokes for at least a day or two.

• We discovered that the journalists covering the war aren't hardcore enough to beat us in drinking games.

• We admitted we're going to miss LC, but not nearly as much as MTV will for the next month or so.