Every week, there are so many eventful developments in media and celebrity news that we (almost) can’t keep track of them all! So, for your convenience and ours, we’ve dispatched the grabby handy Intern Whitney to remind us exactly what about this week made it so damned special.

• As if Britney's VMA performance itself wasn't horrifying enough, her single remaining fan then proceeded to effectively creep us the hell out.

• Meanwhile, for those of you (few) not on Kanye or Britney overload, we brought you our own behind-the-scenes coverage of the MTV VMA's.

• As the country reflected on Sept. 11, we took a moment to reflect on what's really important: those parrots who died heroically, in the line of duty.

• Katie Couric might as well just give up.

• Kathy Griffin reminded us that Jesus probably doesn't watch My Life on the D-List. But then again, who does?

• Brangelina broke up yet again, at least according to roughly 50 percent of the tabloids.

• French journalist Alexis Debat reminded us that math plagiarism is the real universal language.

• The New England Patriots get busted for cheating.

• Oprah's Book Club welcomed its latest member.

• Finally! O.J. admits it.