Every week, there are so many eventful developments in media and celebrity news that we (almost) can’t keep track of them all! So, for your convenience and ours, we’ve dispatched the indispensable Intern Whitney to remind us exactly what about this week made it so damned special.

• Our boy A-Jad fails to understand that homosexuality, like McDonald's, is now an international phenomenon. Crazy? Yes. But also, weirdly hot?

• Upon second viewing, our Nicole Richie joke gets even funnier. Or, at the very least, more offensive.

• This guy is seriously not gay, you guys. He just has a rather unhealthy appreciation for elevator music.

• You told us which candidate you most wanted to see in the White House, based solely on the physical attractiveness of his wife.

• We begged and pleaded for your scandalous IT stories.

• Phil Spector is a free, albeit insanely creepy, man.

• Bill O'Reilly makes a racist comment, which is odd coming from someone like Bill.

• In news that's not really news: Oprah is the richest person in the television industry.

• This week's Talk of the Tabs was even shorter than Ann Curry's tolerance for Britney Spears. Or Paris Hilton.

• The Democratic presidential hopefuls jump on the Facebook bandwagon.