Every week, there are so many eventful developments that we (almost) can’t keep track of them all! So, for your convenience and ours, we’ve dispatched the indispensable Intern Whitney to remind us what about this past week made it so damned special.

• We celebrated Jossip's fourth birthday and shared our "secret" hopes and dreams.

• Sadly, we learned that everyone's a big fat cheater. Especially our jerkish co-editor.

• In Touch took over Tenjune to celebrate its 5th anniversary and nurse Kanye's underfed ego.

• Al Gore won the Nobel Peace prize. Meanwhile, George W. Bush still working on the correct pronunciation of "nuclear."

• We began our in-depth report on the shocking world of New York City gyms.

• A Glamour staffer was fired for some kinda-racist comment she made … six weeks ago.

• Someone really needs to stand up to Barry Bonds' trainer for forcing him to take steroids. If only Barry weren't so small and meek.

• We wondered if we have have what it takes to raise the next Patrick McMullen.

• Did Radiohead really expect anyone to pay for something they could get for free (well, besides Cord Jefferson)?

• Ann Coulter stirred up publicity for her new book by saying something crazily offensive and creating a national uproar.

• Britney flashed us. Twice. … Just like any other week.

• We surveyed you about Facebook. And you actually cared enough to respond.