Every week, there are so many eventful developments in media and celebrity news that we (almost) can’t keep track of them all! So, for your conveniance and ours, we’ve dispatched grabby handy Intern Joseph to remind us exactly what about this week made it so damned special.

• First things first. Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton!!!

• Martha Stewart sympathizes with her town car driver's legal woes.

• Bonnie Fuller's "7 Secrets to Magazine Success" obviously didn't include how to answer tough questions.

• We shared our private, innermost thoughts, courtesy of the innovative geniuses behind Google Chat.

• Meanwhile, Janice Min either slacked off this week or else got tired of being a bitch.

• Brad and Angelina reacted positively to news of Jennifer Aniston's latest beau.

• Graydon Carter got his very own MySpace page.

• Vanessa Minnillo proved that she is just as pathetic as Lindsay Lohan, right down to the creepy knife pictures and bleak career prospects.

• Britney Spears stops prancing around in her thong bikini long enough to take her beloved (and never before seen!) children on vacay.