Every week, there are so many eventful developments in media and celebrity news that we (almost) can't keep track of them all! So, for your conveniance and ours, we've dispatched grabby handy Intern Joseph to remind us exactly what about this week made it so damned special.

• Jim O'Shea's bid a perfunctory farewell to 57 members of his L.A. Times staff.

• Rosie and Elisabeth proved that vaginas really can't have proper debates. Or, you know, suck it up in the name of professionalism.

• Isaiah Washington suddenly remembered that only gay guys and college girls watch his show.

• NPR hired a black reporter in order to increase its programming diversity. Which would be have been great, if only NPR had any listeners.

• Jordin Sparks edged out the annoying beat box guy to become the next American Idol winner who's CD's we'll never buy.

• Men's Fitness revealed the secret behind Andy Roddick's gargantuan arms: You guessed it, Photoshop.

• If Bonnie Fuller is Star magazine, then we finally get why it's been such a miserable, disheveled failure.