Every week, there are so many eventful developments in media and celebrity news that we (almost) can’t keep track of them all! So, for your convenience and ours, we’ve dispatched grabby handy Intern Joseph to remind us exactly what about this week made it so damned special.

• Free at last, Paris confesses to Larry King that getting strip-searched was the most "humiliating experience of her life." Clearly, she's forgotten about the sex tape scandal, the leaked Valtrex prescriptions, and sleeping with Jack Osbourne.

• Janice Min debates the merits of pocketing $1.5 million dollars versus never having to work for Jann Wenner again.

• Justin Timberlake is doing for Pepto Bismol is what Arthur Ashe did for AIDS.

• Details hires a new photographer to take pictures of sexually ambiguous men…for sexually ambiguous men.

• It's almost as though Isaiah Washington is trying to be the least employable actor in Hollywood.

• Who cares about Paris Hilton? Oh, about three million people or so.

• Working for the WSJ has got to be excruciatingly boring, so we'll forgive staffers for taking an impromptu day off.

• The Spice Girls are back, and for some reason, we're finding ourselves weirdly attracted to Sporty Spice.

• Anne Coulter reminds us why Republican women shouldn't have children.

• Summer is here! And 'tis the season for getting stuck in a hot, sweaty subway station in Brooklyn. For over an hour.

• Janice Min has a love-hate relationship with Paris Hilton, telling the truth.