Every week, there are so many eventful developments in media and celebrity news that we (almost) can't keep track of them all! So, for your conveniance and ours, we've dispatched grabby handy Intern Joseph to remind us exactly what about this week made it so damned special.

• Us Weekly criticizes the other celeb weeklies, momentarily forgets that they've singlehandedly revolutioned the "trash journalism" genre.

• Radar magazine still sucks, but at least it shows us how to look "super cute" when we're as skinny as Nicole Richie.

• Ana Marie Cox proves how unpopular she really is by gleefully crashing the Time 100 party.

• British PM Tony Blair officially announces his decision not to run for reelection. Meanwhile, friends of W. have described the prez as "sad to be losing his butt buddy and partner in war-crime."

• Janice Min stands by the integrity and truth of US Weekly. Hahaha—oh, wait.

• Star staff finds somewhat less embarrassing magazines to work for.

• Life & Style does damage control by awkwardly shilling for Sketchers.