Remember back in August, when the biggest problem was trying to figure out who the nominees were going to pick as their running mates? Before all the stocks tanked and the banks failed and the phrase "worst _____ in American history" started getting thrown around a lot?

Yeah, good times.

Well, just because September was a shitshow, and October's been nothing but the fallout from that (Newspapers! Gone! Magazines! Kaput! Carsclothesfood! Everything is not great!), we can now look forward into November, what with election coming up in four days and all. No more postings of 3rd quarter losses: Now they'll be fourth quarter projections!

So what if stocks are still dropping and the Industrial Average is in a rapid decline? Things will be fine after the election: CosmoGirl! will open back up, The New York Sun will resume sending us their crappy headlines, and Radar will relaunch for the 80th time.

Oh, happy days.