Le Presidente Francaise (shut up, elementary French was 9 years ago) Nicolas Sarkozy is a very lucky man. He's sort of like the French James Bond: he's suave, a little cocky, and is boning a (NWS) model.

Unfortunately, Sarkozy doesn't seem to have the, how do you say, "International politics" of 007. As evidenced by the fact that he still thinks Barack Obama beat out Hillary Clinton for the Presidential race. I mean he did, but that was months ago:

It's no surprise that President Nicolas Sarkozy — derided by the opposition as "Sarko, the American" — anticipated Obama's success, even as diplomatic advisers allegedly still counted on his opponent winning the Democratic primary: "I never believed Hillary Clinton would win," said Sarkozy before boldly declaring, "Obama is my buddy."

Obama is his buddy! That's adorable. Try to imagine him saying that in a Sasha Baron Cohen-inspired French accent and it's even better. Viva la Sarkozy!