The 4-Point Guide to Discrediting Rham Emanual
 

It's official: Rham Emanuel has accepted Barack Obama's offer to become his chief of staff, according to MSNBC's "source very close to Rham Emanuel." So what about "partisan" Emanuel can Republicans glob on to immediately to paint Obama's first appointment as evidence of the Democratic president-elect's incompetence?

• He swears, saying "fuck" a lot. Read: He's an angry, angry man! This is especially important because the GOP will be called racist if they try to make Obama out to be an angry black man.

• Emanuel is a ballet dancer. Read: He's a fairy and won't be able to stand up to terrorists!

• He sends out Christmas cards to members of the press corps, featuring his three children very prominently. Read: He's a liberal Christian, the worst kind! Except … he's Jewish.

• His brother is Ari Emanuel, the Hollywood superagent and inspiration for Entourage's Ari Gold character. Read: Rham comes from a family of egomaniacs and Hollywood liberal elite! Oh, wait, that argument didn't work against Obama?

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Comments (9)

No. 1 · Jane

He is Jewish, not a liberal Christian. After all the Republican talk about saving Israel from the second Holocaust, I'm not sure they can use that against him.

Posted: Nov 6, 2008 at 2:44 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Flora

Or a liberal Jew… since he's Jewish.

Posted: Nov 6, 2008 at 2:45 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · ScrewG.E.

Hey, "David", you forgot a few…how about the fact that even Hillary Clinton hates his guts and won't pass up a chance to claw his eyes out, AND the fact that Illinois politicians are like Hollywood zombies. Sure, they'll feast on the flesh of the living. What happens when they run out of people? That other zombie guy's arm starts to look prettttty good….
Trust me, look into Ill. Gov. Rod "Blago" and his own father in law. Illinois zombies, I mean Dems, are in full cannibal mode.

Posted: Nov 6, 2008 at 2:45 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Doctor Girlfriend

And he whines about how his dumb wife and kids might make him turn down a cool job: http://tinyurl.com/69h9xq

Posted: Nov 6, 2008 at 3:21 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · Bones

sore losers.

Posted: Nov 6, 2008 at 3:22 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · Puddy Katz

Emanuel gay? From your mouth to God's ears.

Posted: Nov 6, 2008 at 7:48 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · M3

Who cares? He's smokin' HOT and smart, too - that's all that matters.

Posted: Nov 7, 2008 at 5:05 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 8 · Ron

his fannie/ freddie involvement, no property tax paid on house, if real,
hey, remember joe the plumber's tax probe

Posted: Nov 7, 2008 at 3:21 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 9 · Alan down in Florida

It would help if you actually spelled his name correctly - R A H M

Posted: Nov 8, 2008 at 12:12 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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