The ABC's Of Intraoffice Memos
Apparently, one of ABC News' interns had a not-so-happy ending to her week when co-workers found out about her tawdry extracurricular activities. Reports Gatecrasher:
ABC News sent an e-mail to its employees last week, reminding them that they shouldn't be cruising adult Web sites on company time.
The reason?
"Word got out that one of the summer interns had nude pictures online," laughs an insider. "And everyone was trying to find them."
Reportedly, the office-wide email had less to do with the impropriety of accessing adult websites and more to do with protecting everyone from the potentially traumatizing sight of witnessing creepy newsman Sam Champion log onto www.wank.net.
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Yeah, I have a relevant ABC Hypocrisy Story. Hello, my name is James. I am a graduate of Ball State University, in Indiana. My alma matter has ties to ABC/Disney through the dean of the college of broadcasting, Steve Bell. The shows Desperate Housewives and Brother's and Sisters are direct plagarizations of my life and those involved in my personal life. I have previously lived in Beverly Hills and have slept with some of the biggest stars/agents and others. Marc Cherry is totally ripping me off. I have had my offers. My beef is with the hypocrisy. Take for example GLAAD. I have met and move in the same circles as Neil Guiliano. I have met Chastity Bono. I have fucked the assistant to both, Alan Tarlow, a very old gay man/gangster, whose daughter is a production coordinator. T R Knight is allegedly arguing with his costar on Grey's Anatomy over homophobic comments, yet this group has blatantly harassed me over my sexuality for the past 7 years. Why, because I have dirt on the Clinton's and don't fit the "gay party line". I have done porn. I have not murdered or sacrificed anyone, just ripped off some department stores winona ryder style….not like a speedo swimsuit like Jake Gyllenhayl, but nonetheless. ABC/Disney is the worst when it comes to self-righteous, hypocritical, double-speak. Tim Allen, for example, was convicted of drug trafficking in Michigan when I was growing up and received a life sentenced and served in prison until Governor Jim Blanchard pardoned him. He spoke at my High School graduation, yet I cannot get a screentest because I suck cock and like big cocks in my ass.
James Stouffer
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