
It's too bad the tabloids' sources on Angelina Jolie aren't as strong as the leak-y doormen at Madonna's New York City apartment building — this whole "Did she give birth? Is she giving birth? What's up with those heroin rumors?" mystery could finally be put to rest. But it hasn't been! So we find it to be our civic duty to bring you up to speed on where we are in The Longest Pregnancy In The History of Humanity:
• At the end of May, Entertainment Tonight reported Angelina gave birth to her twins. The report was quickly labeled false by the tabloids (some of which had also reported the news online).
• The tabloid show refused to retract its story. And still won't.
• News broke of the bidding war for the baby photos, with OK! and People supposedly offering somewhere between $15 million and $22 million, though most insiders call bullshit on those inflated figures.
• On June 5, we tracked down the source of the false report: an anonymous Internet posting.
• Aerial photos of a Jolie-looking somebody with a pregnant-looking stomach surfaced in the pages of In Touch on June 26.
• The day after those pics were printed, conspiracy theories about a body double or a prosthetic bump began surfacing.
• Yesterday, a French magazine claimed Jolie had given birth in a hospital.
• Today, that report was labeled false; instead, Jolie supposedly only checked in to the hospital.
• FoxNews.com gossip Roger Friedman called out Jolie and Brad Pitt for lying about the expected birth date of their twins. They said August 19, likely an effort to throw off the paparazzi.
• Jolie's obstetrician Dr. Michel Sussman says she hasn't given birth yet and isn't even due for "weeks to come."

1. Great as always
2. She never said August 19, that was Dustin Hoffman. So, Friedman is now in the same position as ET since she is not due for "weeks".
3. Even if she gives birth soon, being early for twins is not unusual, again, Mr. Friedman looks kind of dumb. Is he taking Snead's place as idiot du jour? But personally, anything from Fox news is crap.
4. By the time these children are actually born, she will have had 6 babies in a month, according to tabloids. A true record breaker.
5. Of course, this will not stop conspiracy theories, the truth never does.
This is how stupid the media has become, Angelina has never said anything about her expected date, she has refused to say her reason being that people will start stressing and she was right.
Today show's Natalie asked her when she was due, she said she would rather not say, then Natalie said that Dustin Hoffman told her it was August 19, how then did Angelina lie to the media.
This whole thing is getting beyond ridiculous, they should just allow the woman to enjoy her pregnancy without all the conspiracies and speculation, and by the way we see why Mary Hart has never retracted a story in years, because they have no shame or class to simply say, we are sorry, we got it wrong. I guess that will be asking too much of the media these days when caught up in their own lies try to blame their victim.
Jossip, what can I say, you have been about the only blog to take time to actually report facts as they appear, who would have thought that David's blog will have more credibility than Mary Hart and ET. Your site is bookmarked and you shall be getting the hits.
Right, AJ said she wasn't saying her due date so everyone wouldn't "stress about it." The Jolie-Pitts don't owe anyone any information at all. I personally think she is due about 8/19 but twins are early more often than not. Julia Roberts was in the hospital for about a month and her twins were about 5 weeks early.
Let's be fair that isn't exactly what the doctor said. He said the babies will be born in "the weeks ahead." Covers a lot of territory that does.
Jeebus. Roger Friedman is back to snarking at Angie? No surprise there. After the Changeling after-party at Cannes he all but kissed her Louboutined feet. Now he's back to square one. Someone needs to teach Mr. Friedman how to not personalize every little thing Angelina Jolie does. She never said she was due on August 19. Dustin Hoffman did and was clearly joking when he said it. The fact that the media ran off half-cocked with it is not Jolie's fault. She told several interviewers that she preferred not to give the due date. Roger Friedman frequently suffers from memory lapses. Unfortunately for us FOX continues to give him a forum for his airing his memory lapses.
My last comment has to do with the "heroin rumors" aka Ted Casablanca's lie as revenge for the Jolie-Pitts not making themselves available to him when he's got a fake hot tip. Ted's been spreading that ridiculous heroin rumor, which he STOLE from Page Six. Page Six's BI was actually about Pamela Anderson (a "do gooder" (PETA) who had SUPPOSEDLY done herion with a musician friend. Anderson was actually photographed looking very high two days before the BI was published). Ted just tweaked it to fit Jolie because he hates her. I think Ted is fooling himself that he's gay because he's got one serious hard-on for Angelina Jolie.
My point is this, every time Brad or Angie thwarts one of Ted's ridiculous stories he updates his herion BI with new fake details. The first time the item appeared in his column Brad Pitt had had him barred from the LA O13 premiere red carpet. Two days later suddenly he has a BI that points at being Angie? Subtlty they name is NOT Ted Casablanca. This latest time he falsely reported that they'd sold their New Orleans home. Yet another story which he STOLE from another publication and yet another story that had already been denied. However, Ted contacted Angie's manager and the phone call WAS NOT returned. Days later Angie's manager issued a denial to a legitimate newspaper who contacted him about the rumor. The day following the denial Ted snarked in his column that Jolie hadn't had the decency to return his call and all he'd wanted was a "yay or nay". Two days later…along comes an update of the heroin BI.
Ted Casablanca is just a jealous bitter old queen who's days at E! are numbered and who routinely fabricates stories or steal stories from other places and co-opts them as his own. He's constantly having publicists deny items in his column that he states as if they were a done deal. Most recently it was the break-up of the Garner/Afflect marriage. One day Ted is going to get a mouthful of fist from someone who's sick of his lies. I just hope their's a pap around to snap a few dozen pix.
TKs Kindly *Get Real*.. You explained it better than i could and to a tee.
Also thankyou Jossip for keeping us on top of the Brangalina fest.
LOL We all knew if a sneaky pap could get a pic like the helicipter areial view of AJ before she went into the hospital that the haters would say it was not her, a false belly or somebody/AnyOldthing to make it appear as some kind of controvery. With all of the hounding the JPs get why would they want to deliberatly start a controversial story about themselves.
I wish they would leave them alone or at least print the truth but i guess the truth is no fun.
Oh and Ted C and his cowardly BIs are so full of it. It bugs his azs that Brad and Angie will not give him the time of day so he comes out with the cowardly BI events. Well hey you cant get sued when its a story you made up without a name can ya.
Waiting on those Brangalina Twins. Who will have the first pix? I dont care as long as i see them.
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