The Angelina Jolie Birth Story Scandal Would Blow Over Much Easier if Holly Goline Had a Sidekick

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As the mystery behind Entertainment Tonight reporting Angelina Jolie had given birth reaches its climactic buzzkill, new questions emerge!

Namely: Where are Brad Pitt and Angelina now? They haven't been seen in days, which is like, forevs in paparazzi years.

Oh, and this: Jolie's assistant, Holly Goline, is said to have never had a BlackBerry email address, according to AP reports. But here she is with Jolie (that's her in the back, wearing sunglasses, and also pregnant), at the Cannes photo call for Kung Fu Panda, on May 15th, with a BlackBerry in hand.

So maybe ET's claims that they were emailing with the real Goline, at holly@tmo.blackberry.net, have some foundation? Or, more importantly, how did Goline score the first-name BlackBerry email? Because we'd love david@tmo.blackberry.net, please.

Jun 6, 2008 · Link · 17 Responses
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  • Comments (17)

    No. 1 Jane says:

    Please, please stop. This has gone way past the "use by" date. Holding a blackberry does not mean there is an e-mail that goes with it. LET IT GO PLEASE. Ms. Jolie does not, I repeat not, need to "show herself" for anyone. Mr. Pitt was in Italy and Switzerland, so he has been seen and if she or their children were not well, HE WOULD NOT have left. This is why they did not want the world to know about twins. It has made people totally crazy.

    Posted: Jun 6, 2008 at 12:37 pm
    No. 2 Vrtech says:

    Um, Jane. He's not asking anyone to show themselves. He's mocking people who are saying and lamenting that she should. i.e. Idiot Elizabeth Snead of the LATimes. It's called sarcasim aimed at the ridiculousness of demanding Angelina "show herself"

    Posted: Jun 6, 2008 at 12:51 pm
    No. 3 lily says:

    I can't believe how lame the media has become. ET has eggs on its face because it ran with an Internet rumor by a faceless blogger claiming to be best friends with Angelina's nanny that the twins were born even gave them names. Everyone called bullsh*t on the story even celebrity-babies.com but ET in its desperation for a scoop ran with and now it is the laughing stock of other entertainment outlets which are equally terrible in their reporting.

    They should just let the woman be. Hollywood is awash with pregnant women yet the media are all fixated with Angelina.

    Posted: Jun 6, 2008 at 1:00 pm
    No. 4 Vrtech says:

    There's too much money involved for pictures of her. It's the most bizaarre thing I've ever seen. She was in Cannes promoting two movies for close to two weeks straight and it still isn't enough for the bloggers, ent media, paparazzi and tabloids. And I'm sick and tired of this moron Snead trying to insuinate that her PA is lying and that Angelina is lying. What would be the point? Leave the woman, and her family alone for once could they have some decency?

    Posted: Jun 6, 2008 at 1:12 pm
    No. 5 daisy says:

    maybe because this idiot woman KNOWS that angelina is lying and her PA is lying and is calling her bluff on one of her more obvious lies.

    Posted: Jun 6, 2008 at 1:18 pm
    No. 6 Vrtech says:

    Oh please. GMAFB. It's against the Federal law to impersonate someone either via email or any way else. It's also against the law to file false accusations. You think that a law firm like the one they're using is going to file and report false claims? CNN reported yesterday that other ent agencies had previously been warned by their attorneys that someone was impersonating the PA. This isn't a new claim. ET just will not admit they took the story from a random blog. I mean they even duplicated the fake names.

    Posted: Jun 6, 2008 at 1:31 pm
    No. 7 Huh? says:

    If the PA and the Jolie-Pitt camp were lying then why didn't all these other ent media outlets stand up with ET? Why? Because they knew it was fake and they were warned by Lavely & Singer ahead of time that it was an imposter. You don't think this type of thing happens all the time? IIRC last year or the year before Jessica Simpson had someone posing as her assistant using their name in order to get free stuff delivered to her home.

    Whoever did this is in deep doo doo because as has been posted it's against the federal law to impersonate someone. I'm sure at this point the FBI is involved.

    Posted: Jun 6, 2008 at 1:35 pm
    No. 8 Brigit says:

    ET is scurrying around trying to cover themselves for trying to get an exclusive story they went with from the now deleted blog.

    "According to e-mails provided to AP by the show, Hambrick sent a message to the BlackBerry address asking for confirmation of "reports swirling" that Jolie had given birth.

    The reply came back: "Yes she did. I was actually in the room with her. They are doing fine and so is mom."

    ******************************
    Where in this supposed exchange did twin girls come up and their supposed names?

    ET help us out!!!!!HaHaHa

    Elizabeth Snead is making herself look very bad in all of this.

    Posted: Jun 6, 2008 at 1:49 pm
    No. 9 Karol says:

    Why doesn't anyone care that these babies were not naturally conceived? How odd it must be to go to your doctor and tell him you want twins! Guess that more of their master plan. Read Vanity Fair about how all of her other "children" were picked. One day before God and her children she will have to explain herself. And please, that comment about how all the children will pick their own religion from books in their home.!!! They are not respected actors, they have no talent, and they should move to a another country.

    Posted: Jun 6, 2008 at 2:40 pm
    No. 10 Michele says:

    Thank GAWD for voices of reason on this blog. How difficult is it to pick up a phone and call their reps for a SECOND verification? Seriously, the whole situation just goes to show how ridic the media is…but it's ALL ANGELINA'S FAULT. Damn her for having Brad Pitt's babies.

    Posted: Jun 6, 2008 at 2:43 pm
    No. 11 Huh? says:

    Karol= complete NUTJOB!

    Posted: Jun 6, 2008 at 3:56 pm
    No. 12 meg says:

    I agree with Huh?. Karol is a nut job. I read the Vanity Fair article and it didn't have anything you dreamed up. A kook and a computer. One thing I am sure of, those twins were naturally conceived and my, that would be a lovely story!

    Posted: Jun 6, 2008 at 5:12 pm
    No. 13 Brigit says:

    Umm, I hope that person feels better for getting that completely out-of-left-field comment off their chest.

    I'm still wondering if Elizabeth Snead has some connection to ET. Her dislike of Angelina is obvious from her previous entries. But, it seems she is taking this attack on ET a little too personally.

    She did the same thing with the Heath Ledger video tape story and ET. She pretty much said that video tape could somehow be a PSA. Alrighty.

    Posted: Jun 6, 2008 at 7:59 pm
    No. 14 Shar says:

    hey Karol, it's a known fact, the doctors won't allow u to get invitro in ur early 30's and u just gave birth less than 2 years before. You would have to be trying to have kids for years with no luck!!

    Posted: Jun 7, 2008 at 12:46 am
    No. 15 mlee says:

    I agree with Jane.. It's time to just leave them alone.. I believe they have made their point, they moved to France to avoid the cameras, to allow their children to actually play outside without being constantly hounded.. If they want the media to know anything about their family they will call you personally. These people have two lives, professional and personal. The media always has open contact with them professionally, as it should be.. Is there any Media Rep out there that believes the Children should be off limits..

    Posted: Jun 7, 2008 at 8:18 am
    No. 16 Deb says:

    Karol SIT DOWN! You know, you crazies really should start to back off now. It's been three years. You've had your fun, now let this family live in peace before their fans decimate you. And it wouldn't be hard!

    Posted: Jun 14, 2008 at 2:14 pm
    No. 17 bshit says:

    What the hell is the matter with all the dumb people that think Brad and Angelina need all this stupid attention. They are just normal people like you and me, except the media thinks their shit doesn't stink………well folks……..it does! If you all left them alone, they would get a life, and crawl back into the woodwork with all their kids! Who needs this crap……….lets take pics. of real people with real circumstances………Don"t you all get it……they are bood sucking all of you!!!!!!!!!! they are not worth it!

    Posted: Jul 14, 2008 at 1:22 pm
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