Ever wished you had the recipe for a condo sell-out? Well, we were trolling the Observer blogs for fodder and found this desperate attempt at boldfacing.

Overplayed Party Punch:

1 part Lizzie Grubman
2 parts Corcoron Group
1 part Wilmer Valderrama
A dash of Giorgione.

Mix in a Tribeca Condo soiree, and serve to a bunch of extremely excited real estate bloggers.

Wilmer Valderrama Hosts Condo Party [Michael Calderone, The Real Estate]