Get you affidavit puns ready: The Bachelor is recruiting New York lawyers for the upcoming of season the show. They directors are looking for someone "who is successful, good-looking, has an out-going personality, is ready to settle down, is around 6 ft tall and, usually, is between 27 to 36 years of age."

News flash to ABC: Minus the rose ceremony, every tall, attractive New York lawyer is already playing his own version of The Bachelor at home.

[Daily intelligencer]