Eight years ago, Melrose Place went off the air, but those attractive thirtysomethings and their backstabbing antics never left our hearts.

ABC plays Where Are They Now and catches up with old gang. Apparently they’ve spent the last decade or so in Ziploc bags.

The slideshow serves as a warning to young actors. The luckiest of them have moved on to Desperate House Wives or HBO movies. Everyone else is forced to hustle doing guest spots on CSI.

It's always sad when you think an actor has left the industry, but then he turns up on Law & Order and you realize he just hasn't landed a role in five years.