In the midst of stalking Bragelina baby photos, Googling ourselves, and laughing at Ann Curry, we somehow found a few minutes for the things other people (like, perhaps, you) care about. Such as those fabulous Hollywood meets New York fashion awards events . Ah, yes … last night marked the CFDA (Council of Fashion Designers of America) awards.

Of course any event that puts Tom Ford, Anna Wintour, and Janet Jackson in a room together gets our blood flowing — had only something actually happened at these awards besides the boring awards stuff, there may actually be more fun news about it out there.

Yet, for those who care, the big winners of the night were Francisco Costa (women's wear), Thom Browne (men's wear) and Tom Binns (accessories). Sandra Oh accompanied Peter Som, and Chloe Sevigny was disappointingly hideous.

But, by far, the talk of the event was Jessica Simpson and the hoochie dress that managed to out-slut Scarlett Johansson and Lindsay Lohan combined.

While we could have asked for more, we guess winners, losers, and the dahling Jeremy Piven surrounded by young thangs in trampy outfits will have to tide us over until the next People hits newsstands.

Francisco Costa Wins Top Fashion Award [AP via New York Times]