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The Christian Bale Murderous Rage Remixes

You can always trust the Internet to find the silver lining in even the most terrible of situations. Before this "series of tubes", the four-minute recording of shockingly angry dickhead Christian Bale humiliating another grown man would have amounted to little more than a sign that the Batman actor needs professional help. Now, it's a musical phenomenon.

The Ibiza Rage

For its production quality and genius use of a great many of Bale's curses, this is the best Bale Rage remix so far. Apparently the guy who produced this is also producing RuPaul's new album. Download this one and dance until you feel like TEARING SOMEONE'S FUCKING HEAD OFF!!!!

The Japanese Synth Artist Rage

If a Japanese video game company is ever in need of backing music that heavily samples a Western nutcase's freakout, this is what it'll use.

The 90s Throwback Rage

Not really a remix, but a clever mashup of Christian Bale and EMF.

The Horrorcore Rap Rage

Horrorcore rap is an odd genre of music that only meth addicts and severely depressed people like. This is the Bale Rage remix your sad, drug-addled little brother would make with FruityLoops.

The Drum n Bass Rage

A little light on the "B" part of "DnB," this remix would still make any UK club kid from the early 90s get his trainers on the dance floor. All the "shut the fuck up"s might harsh their highs, though.

The Jazzy Lounge Rage

Our personal favorite. The juxtaposition of all the frothing hatred and the lazy sound of the upright bass are divine. It's like the Vodka Red Bull of Christian Bale Rage remixes. The Afghan dog fighting imagery is interesting, too. Though we have no idea what it means.

Comments (9)
No. 1 · Bryan

The Ibiza is fucking GENIUS.

Posted: Feb 4, 2009 at 10:17 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Regis

The Ibiza mix IS really good…
I'm totally behind Christian here (wink, wink)…Seriously, the DP sounds like a total clown and Christian has been doing this movie thing since he was a little boy…No one in a hundred years is going to look at the scene and think, "Wow the DP really screwed Christian's consentration."

Posted: Feb 4, 2009 at 12:36 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · tony the tiger


does anyone think this will negatively impact Christian Bale's career?

The crew of the Today Show were chortling noone will hire him now!

And that Russell Crowe suffered for same reason.

I think it will blow some of the steam out of his sails for sure.

Posted: Feb 4, 2009 at 4:29 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Tamie

hasn't this been a rumor about bale for a long time… that he had HUGE anger issues… and it hasn't affected his career yet…

whatever… I still love him… I have a mexican AND irish/scottish background so I have a temper myself… plus we have no idea what the context of this was… so I'm not about to judge anyone…

Posted: Feb 4, 2009 at 6:10 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · Matt

You missed a good one: the Christian Bale is "Just Not That Into You" trailer.

Posted: Feb 4, 2009 at 6:15 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · Anonymous

Sometimes people are justified in responses like this. Don't judge before you know the facts.

Posted: Feb 5, 2009 at 2:06 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · ragoholic

the Jazzy Lounge mix is so ironic/funny, love it !

Posted: Feb 6, 2009 at 3:25 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 8 · Matt

Don't miss Tracey Jordan going all Christian Bale on the set of TGS. See it here:

Posted: Feb 7, 2009 at 12:24 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 9 · Raechel

For the record, Christian Bale could pretty much drop-kick a baby and I'd still want to tap that. Just saying.

Posted: Feb 9, 2009 at 4:47 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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